Hi, I’m Emily, and I’m so glad you’re here!

I began Total W(h)ine in 2018 when I needed an outlet after staying home with my babies. My goal was to be the next big thing on Pinterest, but that quickly changed to me wanting to become the person I wish I had through all the struggles of the NFP life. I never imagined that 5 years later, this whim of mine would become all that it has. Only God can dream up something this big and this fun!

On this page, you’ll find all my resources in one place, so scroll on down to find what you need.

If you’d like to know more about me, click below for my full bio.

Real. Honest. Funny.

I firmly believe in the goodness of the practice of NFP for marriages. But good doesn’t mean easy, and at Total Whine, I get into the messy parts of the lifestyle, honestly and with a healthy does of humor. Because faithful living in a fallen world can make us either laugh or cry, and well, laughing burns more calories.

Fertility Awareness and NFP Coaching

Emily offers intimate one-on-one one-hour and 30 minute coaching sessions to help you work through some of the tougher bits of NFP and fertility awareness life.

Emily is not a licensed therapist or method instructor. All sessions are virtual.

Speaking Inquiries

Need a dynamic speaker for your next women’s event? Emily is available for in person and virtual gatherings, as well as podcasts and radio.

*Speaking fees vary by event.


Think Instagram stories in voice form.

Do you need to know that you’re not the only one who struggles living different aspects of your faith? Are you a Catholic woman desperate for answers and guidance around sex and marriage that is faithful and practical and maybe even funny? Do you like LOTR or Star Wars references mixed into normal conversation? This podcast is for you!

*Available on Apple, Spotify, Google and Amazon.

Listen to the latest episode

Episode 33: Work Life/ Mom Life The Total Whine Podcast

I share my four non-negotiables for balancing work and motherhood successfully. Here "successfully" is understood to mean "staying sane".

FAbM Base

Emily is the co-founder and president of the nonprofit organization FAbM (pronounced “fam”) Base. Inspired by her own experiences and passion for honest education, Emily says that the primary goal of the organization is to make fertility awareness more accessible to any woman regardless of her faith or stage of fertility.

Total Whine is now on Substack, with paid and free subscription options available.

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If…Then… NFP and Dreams for Catholic Women

Guest post by Olivia McCarthy A few weeks ago, I published a post on Instagram that went viral-for-me. I used a series of “if…then…” statements to follow the logic of what must also be true if the statement “NFP can be used with a contraceptive mentality” is true. It’s a valuable logical strategy to determine…

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Don’t pray for healing.

AKA: what happens when you don’t write for months, and then get to a place where you’re ready to say everything all at once. This one is about my current pregnancy.

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“[Fertility awareness] is knowledge of her body that every woman ought to have.”

Dr. Evelyn Billings

Real Talk on NFP

Whether you’re trying to find a method of fertility awareness, need some practical help and
solidarity, or if you think the Catholic Church is just straight up nuts for this teaching…
this page is for you!

Emily titled her blog Total Whine for a reason.
The real talk is not limited to NFP.

Marriage, Motherhood & Culture

The level of any civilization is the level of its womanhood.
Love always goes out to meet the demands of the object loved. If the one loved is virtuous, we must be virtuous to achieve it. Hence, the higher the love, the loftier must be those who pursue; the nobler the woman, the nobler the world.

Venerable Fulton J. Sheen, Characters of the Passion

Emily is a frequent guest on podcasts, blogs and conferences speaking to all things sex, marriage, motherhood and NFP

Total W(h)ine Around the Web

Catholic living. Straight up.

Here at Total Whine, you’ll find a place where topics like NFP, sex, marriage and motherhood are all discussed through the lens of Catholic Church teaching in an honest and joyful way.

This is the corner of the internet where TMI goes to die, where curiosity is recognized as the condition of learning truth, and honest questions receive honest answers. Because we serve the God of Truth. And Truth sets us free.